CHEESY HUMOR
CORNY JOKES
If things are getting rocky on the date, start telling jokes! Corny jokes are a great way to get someone to relax and break out of their shell. These jokes are so bad you just can't help but laugh at them.
If you use these jokes to make someone laugh, make sure they have a sense of humor! Sometimes people just don't understand cheesy humor but i guarantee if you find "the one" you'll make your way to their heart in no time! So if things are going south, spice it up with a joke!
The time traveler was still hungry after his last bite, so he went back four seconds.
Deeply exhaling indicates a negative mood – at least that’s what sighentists say.
You can tell if your gold chain is fake by leaving the room and listening to see if it talks crap about you to other jewelry.
Did you hear about the sensitive burglar? He takes things personally.
What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast.
What did Lil Jon do when the hardware store employee tried to sell him a lightbulb? Turned down 4 Watt.
What did Lil Jon do when the hardware store employee tried to sell him a lightbulb? Turned down 4 Watt.
My body is like a dictionary filled with blank pages: thick and no definition.
What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeño business.
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.
My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.
What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.
Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two tired.
What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowntain.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool
What did one eye say to the other eye? Something smells between us!
What's the longest word in the dictionary? Smile! Because it has a mile in it!
"It’s so cold!" Go stand in the corner it’s 90 degrees.
What do you call a magic owl?Hoodini!
How do asteroids get so big?They take A-Steroid!
How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut.
No more corny jokes please, you're gonna make me puma pants.
What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed men on a bicycle? Attire!
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
A hot dog and a banana had a race, who won? The wiener.Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
What do you call a pretty ghost? BOOtiful
What do you call a singing Laptop?A Dell
What is the moon's favorite gum? Orbit.
PMS should just be called ovary-acting.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy
Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window? Because he wanted to see time fly!
Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because his mom and dad were in a jam.
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!
What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed
Why is there a gate around cemetaries? Because people are dying to get in!
Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish
What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? Because it's pointless.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash