CHEESY HUMOR
Knock-Knock Jokes
Some may call Knock-Knock Jokes child-ish but they're simple jokes to tell and still be funny. They are also an easy way to get someone involved in a conversation.
It's considered chessy humor because some are sort of lame but they can still make anyone laugh. Read the example if you are confused on what to say.
Example:
Person 1: "Knock, Knock."
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Dasiy
Person 2: Daisy who?
Person 1: Daisy me rollin' they hattin'
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!
“Who’s there?”
“Europe.”
“Europe who?”
"No you're a poo."
Why did Lucy fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
knock, knock
Who's there?
Not Lucy
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
A Pile-Up
A Pile-Up Who?
Ewwwwww
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend: why?
You: To get to the retards house. Knock knock
Friend: Who's there?
You: The chicken
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Double.
Double who?
W!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Corn 'n' Mop.
Corn 'n' Mop who?
(just laugh. it sounds like they're saying "corn in my poo" with a southern drawl. It's more fun to repeat it until they get it, especially if you say it slower)
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?”
“A broken pencil.”
“A broken pencil who?”
" Nevermind, Its pointless."
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes the Police come out with your hands up.
Knock knock
Who's there
Amish
Amish Who?
Awwww How sweet. I miss you too