CHEESY HUMOR
Stay Cool with the lines
¨Stay Cool with the Lines¨ means dont go crazy with them and come on to the person to strongly because it wont work. All you do is go up to someone and say a line, and make them interested.
Using Pick-Up lines gives the impression that you're a funny and laid back person. It's considered cheesy humor because some of the lines are trying too hard to make the person laugh and make your intentions obvious.
On a scale of 1 to 10 you're a 9 and I'm the one you need
You can call me Nemo because I'm never afraid to touch the butt
If you were a transformer, you’d be a hot-obot, called optimus fine
Do you have a name or can i call you mine?
You must be a keyboard, you’re just my type
Can i have your picture so i can show santa what i want for christmas?
Dang girl are you my appendix because i dont understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears
I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Are you a camera? Because everytime I see you I smile.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way
​I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together
I'm not drunk. I'm just intoxicated by you
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
Damn! You with those curves and me without brakes!
How much does a polar bear weigh? (how much?) Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (your name)
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection