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You're so hot, you'd make the devil sweat

Are you an interior decorator? Cause you are making this room beautiful

Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it

Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away

Even the sun is jealous of the way you shine.

Are you related to Yoda ? Cause YODALICIOUS

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U ?

Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.

Your hands looks heavy, let me hold it for you

If I had a dream girl. You would be her.

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it right back!

Somebody better call God, cause heaven's missing an angel

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here

Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back

Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it's causing global warming

Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are be au ti.. Full.

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.

I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly. Because I like you !

Let me your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anybody else.e ti